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Momisms from Famous
Mothers
This is
from Loretta's Lounge. Loretta originally got it in an email from a friend.
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your
curfew!"
MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your
father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give
us?"
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: "Humpty, If I've told you
once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you
listen to me? Noooo!"
COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care
what you've discovered, Christopher. You still could have
written!"
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Mike, can't you paint
on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that
stuff off the ceiling?"
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right,
Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take
your hand out of there and prove it!"
BATMAN'S MOTHER:
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to
be?"
GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER: "I got a bill here for a busted
chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this,
Goldie?"
LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER: "Well, all I've
got to say is, if you don't get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room,
there'll be a lot more spiders around here!"
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S
MOTHER: "But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something
with your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"
JONAH'S
MOTHER: "That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been
for the last three days."
And finally...
THOMAS
EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric
bulb, Thom
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