Why did the Easter egg hide?
	He was a little chicken!
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
	Join the Hare Force.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
	A bunion.
What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
	Cheer up!
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
	Thistle have to do!
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
	A receding hareline.
What do you call a dumb bunny?
	A hare brain.
What kind of plants do eggs keep?
	Eggplants!
Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
	To the re-tail store.
How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
	When it has hares in it.