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Grandma Got Run Over By A
Reindeer
Irish
Rovers
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our
house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as
for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much egg
nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her
medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they
found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof
prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her
back.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our
house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as
for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now were all so proud of
Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin'
football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.
It's
not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we
just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them
back?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our
house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as
for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And
the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just
have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and
neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a
license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Grandma
got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas
eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and
Grandpa, we believe.
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